So come up to the lab

YAY

Tue, 27 Jan 2009 02:37:07 GMT

*screams* I WON I WON I WON HE'S MINE! FUCK YEA!

Here he is~! [from the main site, but I won him on eBay]

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Huge update

Tue, 27 Jan 2009 00:05:05 GMT

I haven't posted in a while. So here's the scoop.

- Dad had his surgery. He's doing fine. It's funny to watch him try to put on his shoes.

- Mammal's back. Woohoo. Our dogs peed all over the van and on her coat because it smelled like the other dogs when she got back. She was really mad, but the rest of us thought it was kind of funny.

- I have a credit card now. It's a Sears card, though. I used it to buy a treadmill because of the gym thing. See below.

- Mom and I are trying to lose weight. Checked out Ghost Town. It was DIRTY and I got a RASH from whatever they put on the machines. I've had an allergic reaction to some sort of chemical at work too. Maybe it's the same? Still no fucking clue which one it is. Anyway. Checked Snap too. Way too expensive. So we, or rather I, got a treadmill from Sears. Mom's going to help with the monthly payments.

- I have 'Raspberry Beret' stuck in my head.

- I should not be allowed on eBay or Amazon. As I am a shopaholic sometimes. And if it's an auction, I get really stubborn. I don't take failure and outbidding well. I up the ante, and that can be.. costly.. Yeeeea.

- HI NICOLE! HAHA.

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Wed, 07 Jan 2009 02:10:55 GMT

So, on a more random note.

- Yesterday in the dining room at work; One of our residents was more confused than our people outside the dementia wing usually are. When people's minds start to slip because of age, you hear some pretty weird stories. But this is the best one in a while. Ann Ketels. Came in the dining room, and was 100% convinced she was in the mall. And she was there to buy some curtain rods. Yep. The main dining room is apparently the curtain rod store at the mall. . . . xDDDDD

- I got a buttload of bruises. o: I walked to work today. It's a 17 minute walk. It took me an hour and a half today, because everything is glare ice. I did a Bambi seven times. I'm perfectly fine, nothing broken, just lots of bruises. But! I have tomorrow off. Wooo, sleepin' in! :D

- My dad needs surgery. But it's gonna be paid for by his job because it happened at work, thank random deity. See. He was getting back in his work truck, and he walked over the dreaded black ice. Annnnnd he fell and has a torn rotator cuff. Which is pretty much all the ligaments attaching your arm muscles to the bone tears. And they have to go in and reattach the ligaments to your bones. And it takes a long ass time to heal. But he's getting workmen's comp - which is actually paying him more money than he made. So it's good news and bad news. O;

- I'M THE WOMAN OF THE HOUSE FER OVER A WEEK! Mom's off dog-sitting for a doctor friend. I love having the opprotunity to be the woman of the house! It's good practice for when I'm on my own. I love when my mom comes home and sees that everyone if well fed and the house isn't a huge fucking mess. She's so proud and I'm proud too. Here I go! *battle cry!*

Wed, 07 Jan 2009 01:18:32 GMT

I'm posting friends only until dumbfuck learns to use the net. ;O
So, here is my post!
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Oh my god! Guess what! ..no, not a poodle. Guess again. ... You're right! The Biggest Loser is back! AND! There's two women from Appleton on there! Holy shit! Yay! :D

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EDIT: Dumbfuckistan found the post, so I can now be all public and what not.

Mon, 05 Jan 2009 22:36:03 GMT

Yes! Very important! It's formally addressed to Aaron Vanevenhoven of Little Chute, WI. But to be honest, there are other guys out there that need to read this and get a fucking clue too. It's just not right! And it's just not FAIR to us! It's gonna be a long ass post, so I'm gonna add bullets. And NO, I will NOT lj-cut and hide it from the world.

- Do NOT touch my tits. Or my ass. Ever. Those aren't your's, they're mine. And that's considered molestation. And I won't stand for it. And if you do it again, I'm calling the police. Because I do not need to be treated that way. No one should. I deserve better than that. And I don't want your arm around me. It belongs at your side, not on my shoulders. I'm not your girlfriend, I'm just a girl. And I don't want any kind of massage from anyone. They don't feel good in the least and they usually give me bruises. And then I can't lay flat to sleep. And that kinda sucks if you have to work in the morning. :/

- Do not buy me things. I don't like it. It's kinda creepy and I don't like owing people anything. I mean, if it's my birthday it's fine, but random stuff just makes me suspicious.

- Do not kiss me. I hate kisses. And I'm not your girlfriend. I haven't heard from you in years, so it's almost like I don't even know you. You don't kiss strangers, do you? Never kiss me. Swapping spit is gross. Annnnnd I almost always have a canker sore, just to warn ya. o:

- I do not want a boyfriend. I love being single.

- I think your music sucks. Do not stick an ear bud in my ear [those are so gross!] and expect me to listen to that trash. I could make better music with a spoon and an empty milk carton. You can listen to whatever you want, but don't expect me to listen to it too. I love The Dance of the Sugarplum Fairy. But I'm not going to make you listen to it. I expect the same favor in return. Yuck. Oh. And when you're hanging with someone - it's generally considered extremely rude to listen to your music instead of listening to what the other person is saying. I don't even bring mine along if I'm going somewhere with someone.

- Telling me you beat someone up isn't going to impress me. Especially when the teacher you apprently beat up is someone that I consider a friend. Mr. Troy Penney has helped me a lot in life, and I'm grateful to know him. So pretty much, you're boasting about harming someone I somewhat look up to. How is that supposed to impress me? Because I don't see how it would.

- DRUGS! You do drugs! What the hell? I do not want to be around drug addicts of any sort! That's a dangerous place to be! I want nothing to do with that scene. Need I say more?

- Do not smoke around me! Ever! Don't even come by me if you smell like smoke! Are you trying to give me cancer?! I do not hang around smokers for many reasons. Smoker cough is gross. Smoke smells horrible. It makes me cough like I'm gonna die. HAVING to have a cigarette is just pathetic. Just standing next to a smoker can give you cancer. Give your second-hand cancer to someone else, I don't want it.

- Act your age. For fuck sake.

- You probably didn't know this one, but I like to open my own doors. I don't generally walk through a door someone else is holding open unless I'm in a hurry or have my arms full. I just prefer to open them myself. But you couldn't have known that, so that's okay. Most girls like the door open for them and "ladies first", but not all.

- Do not talk dirty to me. I don't care where we are or who's all there with us, it's not attractive in the least and I don't appreciate it. All it does is it makes me want to scrub my skin for about three hours until I don't feel so ew anymore. I'm not one of your little tramps that you don't shut up about. I only have so much soap, so keep your perverted little thoughts to yourself.

- Do not go into detail about what you did with who. That's your business, not mine - and I don't care to make it mine.

- I am, for the most part, extremely asexual. That means I just don't get turned on, and I'm happy with that. So don't bother trying. You're wasting both our time.

- You gave a mouse drugs. What the hell were you thinking? That's horrible. You're lucky that wasn't recent or I'd report it to the ASPCA. How could you?! You scathing little cunt! I'm never letting you near any of my pets ever again, and I'm warning my friends to keep theirs away from you too!

- Texting me at 1:45AM? Not cool. Calling and texting me all the time? Not cool either. Let me sleep, and let me breathe. Your life does not depend on me, and mine doesn't depend on you. You have other friends. Hang out with them.

- I'm not making a stoner necklace. That's extremely degrading to my craft. And I'm not going to stoop that low for anyone. And that's not a tiny bong, it's a glass ornament with a cork in it. You fill it with colorful sand, beads, or a little message on a little piece of paper. It's cute and meaningful and lovely. It is not a bong. And I shall not have it represented as that. I got the bottle from Hobby Lobby, make your own drug necklace.

- You've been in jail for more than you said. My mother looked you up on the Wisconsin court site. And you're wrong. She doesn't like you. She doesn't want her daughter hanging out with someone who has such a record. She's worried about me. And if she knew that you fondled me or tried anything of the sort, she would have already called the police. My father would have too. And my sister is urging me to.

- My mother doesn't want you alone with me for more than half a second. And this is with her not knowing about your little antics.

So basically, you're way the fuck over the line. And I'm not going to tolerate this kind of crap from anyone. It may seem like nothing to you, but it's a fuck of a lot to me. I'm not going to take it. And if my family finds out that you touched me, they'll be even less in favor of your presence in our home. So I suggest you learn to think of the consequences before you act. And answer me this; Just who the hell do you think you are?!

..holy fuck..?

Sat, 03 Jan 2009 07:08:35 GMT

So.. um.. I just got a phone call from someone I haven't seen in, well, yeaaaaaaars. And I'm not sure if we were friends or just knew each other. I mean, I would totally hang out with him, but we never did. But I digress. He called me near 11PM. [Great timing, amirite?] But yea. He calls. And apparently he's been trying to track me down for years. Which is stupid. Because he knows where I live. So he could just, you know, pop in - and be all like, "Oh hai, how is you? :D" and stuff. It's not as creepy as admitting to trying to track me down. But honestly, that's all some guys can think of. Which is fine, whatever floats your boat.

So after over an hour of catching up. [We went to school together.Sorta grew up together, you see.] He pretty much asked me on a date. He asked if I was available Tuesday around 5 to go out to eat somewhere. And I really really didn't expect that. 'Course I honestly didn't expect him to call either. If someone is trying to find you but you don't know that, how can you expect it? I wasn't really sure what to say, but I figured I need to get out more. I hole myself up in the house, don't leave for weeks except for work, no social life. So I said okay. I'm still kinda lost. But whatever. I'm too tired to think what it means. I mean, I know he really likes me - it's pretty obvious. But it's like, ". . . D:?"

Thoughts?

Fri, 26 Dec 2008 09:15:38 GMT

Odd Facts about ME

DO YOU SNORE?: YES.
LOVER OR A FIGHTER?: Both?
WHAT'S YOUR WORST FEAR?: The dark, actually.
AS A KID, WERE YOU A LEGO BUILDER?: Fuck Legos. I have Playmobil and Duplos.
WHAT DO YOU THINK OF "REALITY TV"?: Hahaha..?
DO YOU CHEW ON YOUR STRAWS?: Not really.
WERE YOU A CUTE BABY?: I dunno. o:
HOW IS THE SINGLE LIFE FOR YOU?: Pretty damn good.
WHAT COLOR IS YOUR KEYBOARD?: Black?
DO YOU SING IN THE SHOWER?: In my head.
HAVE YOU EVER BUNGEE JUMPED?: Afraid of heights.
ANY SECRET TALENTS?: Those are secret.
WHAT'S YOUR IDEAL VACATION SPOT?: Charleston.
HAVE YOU EATEN SUSHI?: I don't eat fish.
HAVE YOU SEEN THE MOVIE "DONNIE DARKO"?: Yea. It's not bad. :/
DO YOU GIVE A DARN ABOUT THE OZONE?: Sometimes.
HOW MANY LICKS DOES IT TAKE TO GET TO THE CENTER OF A TOOTSIE POP?: Vaguely 350 apparently.
CAN YOU SING THE ALPHABET BACKWARDS?: No. But I'm pretty good at singing it forwards.
HAVE YOU EVER BEEN ON AN AIRPLANE?: Yes.
ARE SPEEDO'S HOT?: 100% no.
WHAT'S YOUR STAND ON HUNTING?: They won't let me have a gun.. D`:
IS MARRIAGE IN YOUR FUTURE?: No idea.
DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING?: No.
WHAT ARE YOU ALLERGIC TO?: Oranges, gel caps, cold meds, and smoke.
WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU SAID, "I LOVE YOU": Out loud?
IS TUPAC STILL ALIVE?: Yes. He's gay married to Elvis.
DO YOU CRY AT WEDDINGS?: Only time my eyes tear up in a church is after I've yawned about a million times.
HOW DO YOU LIKE YOUR EGGS?: Scrambled or over easy mostly.
ARE BLONDES DUMB?: Ask my sister. She's blonde.
WHERE DOES THE OTHER SOCK END UP?: Black hole.
WHAT TIME IS IT?: 3AM.
DO YOU HAVE A NICKNAME?: Yes.
IS MCDONALD'S DISGUSTING?: Meh, it's okay.
WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU WERE IN A CAR?: Earlier.
DO YOU PREFER BATHS OR SHOWERS?: Showers. Because of that damn cat.
IS SANTA CLAUSE REAL?: Yes, that's a movie. It's on the table actually. If you meant the person, I believe it's spelled "Claus". Thank you.
ARE YOU AFRAID OF THE DARK?: Extremely.
WHAT ARE YOU ADDICTED TO?: Games. Sleep. Certain noises.
CRUNCHY OR CREAMY PEANUT BUTTER?: Either.
HAVE YOU EVER RIDDEN IN AN AMBULANCE?: Yes, I have.
HOW MANY TIMES HAVE YOU BRUSHED YOUR TEETH TODAY?: It's 3AM, you twat. O;
IS DRUG FREE THE WAY TO BE?: You ever seen me without my meds?
ARE YOU WEARING SOCKS?: Nope.
HAVE YOU EVER HITCH HIKED?: Nope.
WHAT COLOR ARE YOUR EYES?: Brown.
WHEN'S THE LAST TIME YOU CRIED?: I cry a lot, randomly and for no exact reason.
DO YOU LIKE YOUR LIFE?: It could be worse.
WHOSE LIFE IS BETTER?: Chuck Norris.
ARE YOU PSYCHIC?: Ask me with your mind.
HAVE YOU READ "CATCHER IN THE RYE"?: Had to for school.
DO YOU PLAY ANY INSTRUMENTS?: I used to.
CAN YOU SKATEBOARD?: Nien.
DO YOU LIKE CAMPING?: ..I don't honestly know how to answer that.
DO U SNORT WHEN U LAUGH?: ..yes. ;=;
DO YOU BELIEVE IN MAGIC?: ..in a young girl's heart..!~
IS A DOG A MAN'S BEST FRIEND?: Unless he's gay. Then it's The Baby Jesus Butt Plug. Or a cat.
YOU BELIEVE IN DIVORCE?: Doesn't everyone? It's like, right there for you to see.
CAN YOU DO THE MOONWALK?: If I practiced.
DOES YOUR MOM KNOW YOU HAVE A MYSPACE?: I don't have a MySpace.
WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU ATE?: Cheese curd.
DO YOU WEAR NAILPOLISH?: Nope.
DO YOU LIKE SOMEONE RIGHT NOW?: Yea.
WHAT'S THE MOST ANNOYING TV COMMERCIAL?: Anything with Billy Mays.
DO YOU SHOP AT AMERICAN EAGLE?: No.
FAVORITE BAND AT THE MOMENT?: Gaelic Storm.

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FAGGOT! :D

Fri, 26 Dec 2008 08:48:59 GMT

QUIZ! HAAAAAA!
fill in the blank. i guarantee you will like this one.

My name is:: Dayna
I am:: here.
Right now, I feel:: Awake
The sounds I hear are:: the toilet is running.
Around me, I see:: Dark. O:
I feel most connected to this person:: Trev
I think it\'s weird that:: Powered eggs.
It bothers me when:: things don't fit.
The best thing about my personality is:: dot dot dot
My worst quality is:: comma comma comma
My favorite part about life is:: sleep.
This is attractive in the opposite sex:: other women.
Sometimes, I wonder about:: sharts.
I usually get bored while:: cheese.
I'm afraid that:: I will turn into a blueberry.
If someone hates me, I:: laugh at them
I admire:: silverfish.
I wish:: a lot.
I feel exhilarated when:: I like shiny objects.
I appreciate:: free porn.
I'll never get over:: anything
The best thing to happen this week was:: I have new pants on.
I feel fat after:: I step on the scale.
If I could tell the world just one thing, it would be:: When you wipe, it's front to back.
Some people are just so:: cabbage-y.
I'm optimistic about:: finding porn.
An event like this would traumatize me:: Having something too close to my neck.
I yearn for:: ice cubes to munch on.
I'm jealous of:: Chuck Norris. Who isn't?
I trust:: Charlie.
My intuition is usually:: in bed.
One time, I spontaneously:: projectile vomitted through a baby gate. True story.
I haven't had this feeling in a long time:: That's what she said.
I am proud of:: my ability to sleep for days.
I would never be seen wearing:: a plaid muumuu and turquoise thong sandals.
The scariest dream I ever had was:: not really a dream. Oooh, spooky.
I am annoyed because:: of Jesus.
I feel most beautiful when:: I'm medicated.
I could careless about:: who I offend.
My favorite kind of movie is:: GORE. :D
I often get distracted by:: lint.
I am eager to:: beaver.
I'm glad that:: I conquered France.
I feel guilty about:: Kidnapping Marie Curie.
This really hurts:: Then don't do that.
I've finally made peace with the fact that:: Emily's dead.
I'm most talkative around:: old people.
I was so embarrassed when:: I realized I could see my bra through my shirt at work that one day.
One feeling I hate is:: hungover.
One feeling I love is:: tired.

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I'M SO EXCITED I CAN'T FUCKING SLEEP. O:

Fri, 26 Dec 2008 08:13:12 GMT

It's almost 2AM. And I am still sooooo awake! xD

Christmas was pretty sick this year. And it's all because of ME. I did christmas this year, and FUCK am I PROUD. Everyone was so happy and excited and I did the whole thing. FUCK YEA. I feel so fucking empowered right now. I have the energy of a bear that has the energy of two bears! And those bears must have had caffiene injected into their eyeballs, because I. Am. Wired. WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Tue, 23 Dec 2008 02:47:01 GMT

So. Just thought I'd mention that the cat just smashed a bowl. A bowl that happened to be from my grandmother. Oh, and by the way, it was an antique worth $40.

Now if you'll excuse me, there's glass all over my bed and I have a cat to "tenderize" and boil.

PS - THE WORLD CAN TAKE A 12 UP THE ASS.

Tue, 23 Dec 2008 01:27:15 GMT

I have had a horrible horrible day.

Takes the quiz.

Mon, 24 Nov 2008 23:54:30 GMT

..HI!

Sun, 26 Oct 2008 04:17:15 GMT

Today was a little touchy.. One of the residents died, and I'm really used to that, but this was different. It was Peggy Taggart, and her daughter works here too. And I really had no idea of this - but apparently Peggy and Pam both adore[d] me. Peggy thought I was the sweetest person ever, and to be honest, I'm not even sure how she even remembered who the fuck I was. After all her sudden trips to the hospital she was a NC and a puree and she could bearly talk. She just stared off into the distance. I mean, she was fine before, but it had been a while since she was in the MDR, yanno? So.. yea..

So, I was setting up my carts for breakfast. [Because I'm picking up Judith's weekend.] I think it was like.. 6:07AM? Something like that. And one of the girls from PL came in and asked for a hospitality tray for Peggy Taggart, for at least 10 people. And I'm like, "Hospitality tray at this hour? What the hell happened?" And she's like, "Peggy passed away about 5 minutes ago and the family is all on their way." I was pretty surprised. I didn't think she'd go that fast. It was kinda sudden. Like.. really sudden.

Anyway. Middle of breakfast Pam comes in the MDR and motions me over and says that I need to follow her. And I'm like, "..why..?" And so she leads me back to PL. And there's a bunch of people standing there. And then they brought Peggy's body out from her room. And I'm like, "Pam, what's going on?" And so she explained that she wanted me to be there for her mom's DC because she wanted someone who she knew she could cry with. D:

I was really honored, to be honest. In the back of my mind I was still, "You know, there's a dead body under that quilt. Like, a freshly dead body. And we're all going to go down in the elevator. With a fresh corpse. ... ..what if the elevator gets stuck and she starts to stink?" But really, I was honored.

Tue, 21 Oct 2008 01:14:22 GMT

Your computer
 
1. How old is it? Not that old and running on fumes.
 2. What is the brand? Dell.
 3. What kind of internet browser do you have? Roadrunner? Internet Explorer?
 4. Is it a desktop or a laptop? Lappy.
 5. What color is your keyboard? Black and Silver.
 6. What kind of mouse do you have? I have a touchpad.
 7. Do you have a lot of music saved on it? Yes, and a few ripped DVDs.
 8. Does it have Windows Media Player on it? No really?
 9. Do you have PowerPoint on it? Don't think so.
 10. Do you ever play the games on it? Yes. Sims 2, Civ, Chuzzle, Peggle, gba emus, etc.
  
Your body
 
1. How tall are you? I'm 3 inches tall, just like your dad's cock.
 2. Have you ever had braces? Yes, it was hell.
 3. Do you like your appearance? Nope.
 4. Do you have any tattoos? One. And I want another.
 5. Are you tan or pale? Depends on what body part you're looking at, sailor~
 6. Are you happy with the size of your breasts? They're too big.
 7. Do you have big feet? I have tiny feet.
 8. Do you have any piercings? Right ear. Twice.
 9. Do you shave your arms? Actually, yes.
 10. Would you ever have plastic surgery? Costs too much and it's too risky.
 
1. Do you wear any makeup? No. Never saw the appeal.
 2. Do you like belts? None fit.
 3. Do you wear a lot of jewelry? No, but I have a lot of rings and I make jewelry.
 4. Have you ever used acne cream? Never had to. I have nice skin.
 5. Do you like lip gloss? No. But I wear chapstick in the winter.
 6. Do you go to tanning salons? I'd prefer to avoid skin cancer.
 7. Have you ever plucked your eyebrows? Not on purpose.
 8. Have you ever used fake eyelashes? If I hate actual eyelashes as much as I do, why would I wear fake ones? To pull them out too?
 9. Do you like painting your nails? Not really, but sometimes I do it.
 10. Have you ever used fake nails? Not that I recall.
  
Music
 
1. What type of music is your favorite? The good kind.
 2. What type of music is your least favorite? COUNTRY.
 3. What is your favorite song? I'm not telling you. D;
 4. What is your least favorite song? Night On Bald Mountain. Terrified of that piece.
 5. Do you play any instruments? I used to play violin.
 6. Do you have an ipod? Fuck no. I have a Zen.
 7. Is music pretty much your life? No.
 8. Have you ever downloaded music illegally? Yes. I'm a naughty naughty girl.
 9. Do you still buy CDs? Not really. Most of the music I download is too old to be on a CD.
 10. Do you still listen to the radio? At work.

  Bands
 
1. Do you like Fall out boy? They're okay.
 2. Do you like Plain White T’s? I only know one of their songs.
 3. What is your favorite band? Gaelic Storm.
 4. What is your least favorite band? LINKIN PARK.
 5. Is there one band that you just can’t stand? LINKIN PARK.
 6. How many bands have you seen in concert? Weird Al, Aerosmith, Cheap Trick, and Car Full of Midgets. Mainly.
 7. Is there a band you want to see in concert? Gaelic Storm.
 8. Do you still like bands like N*sync and Backstreet Boys? Never did, but my sister does.
 9. Do your friends like the same bands as you do? Not really.
 10. Who is the lead singer of your favorite band? PATRICK MURPHY! <3 It's his birthday today, by the way.
  
Fashion
 
1. Are you a fashion freak? Haaaa, no.
 2. Do you tend to wear what others are wearing, or are you the trend starter? I wear whatever's clean and comfy.
 3. Do you like the trend where you wear leggings under a mini skirt? God,yes. I'm SO sick of girls in miniskirts and thongs. I DON'T WANNA SEE YOUR ASS, COVER YOURSELF. KTHNX.
4. What is the ugliest trend you’ve ever seen? Nudity.
5. Did you have one of those sparkly purses with the sequins when they were popular? Those were, and still are, really ugly.
 6. Do you think fashion is overrated? Kinda.
 7. What is the best clothing store? Thrift stores.
 8. Do you shop at places like American Eagle, Abercrombie, and Hollister? Do I look like I'm that shallow?
 9. Would you ever set foot into Hot Topic? Well, duh.
 10. Which celebrity do you think has the best fashion? I don't pay attention.
 
Drugs

1. Have you ever done any hard drugs? I've taken painkillers for no reason if that counts.
 2. If so, what kind? Tylenol mostly.
 3. Do you smoke? Allergic.
 4. If so, what brand of cigarette? Yourmom.
 5. Do you like beer? Mom gave me a drink of her's once. It's gross.
 6. Have you ever drank tequila? No. I had a tequila flavored sucker with a mealworm in once. I would have kept eating it, but I found that I really don't like the taste of tequila.
 7. Do you hate the smell of cigarette smoke? YES.
 8. Do you think bad of people who do drugs? Yes, but they make me laugh. People do and say some pretty funny shit when they're high.
 9. Do you think all drugs and alcohol should be outlawed? What am I, Miss America?
 10. Do your friends or parents do drugs? They drink and one smokes.

  Friends
 
1. Who is your best friend? Amanda.
 2. How long have you known this person? Over 16 years. Props to that.
 3. Do you have a lot of friends, or do you prefer a few close friends? I have less than a handful of close friends. That's all I want.
 4. Do you have more guy friends, or girl friends? I'm popular with the ladies. ;D
 5. Do you have any friends you don’t like? I did. But that's why they aren't my friends anymore.
 6. Have you ever lost a friendship for a dumb reason? Who hasn't?
 7. Are there any people that you used to be friends with, that you aren’t now, but wish you still were? No. Once I decide you're out - you're out.
 8. Does your best friend have a Myspace? Dunno. I think so.
 9. Do you and your friends have the same things in common? Kinda?
 10. Where do you and your friends like to hang out? Wherever we go to spend all our money.

  Movies
 
1. How often do you go to the movies? I prefer to rent and watch at home in my underoos with a bowl of cereal.
 2. What’s the last movie you watched?I watched Stacy last night. I was soooooo excited to finally see it.
 3. What is the scariest movie you’ve ever seen? Barbie: Fairytopia.
 4. In your opinion, what is the dumbest movie ever made? SIGNS! That was so fucking lame!
 5. What is your favorite actress? Christina Ricci.
 6. What is your favorite actor? Johnny Depp. He really gets into his roles and he makes strange noises.
 7. What is your favorite movie? God, don't ask me that.
 8. Have you seen any of the Harry Potter movies? Yea. My sister and I watch them together when we actually get along. They're okay.
 9. Have you seen Talladega Nights? No.
 10. Have you seen Madagascar? Yes, it was pretty good.

  Preferred sex
 
1. What is the sex you prefer? I'm trevsexual.
 2. What color eyes do you prefer them have? Brown.
 3. What color hair do you prefer them have? I like dark hair. I can't stand blondes.
 4. What kind of music do you prefer they like? Anything they wish, but preferably metal.
 5. Do you prefer them be outgoing or shy? Shyness is so cute!
 7. Do you prefer them to weigh more than you? Weight doesn't matter to me.
 8. What would they be like? Oh please, as if you don't know.
 9. Would you want them to be funny? Well, duh.
 10. Would you care if they smoked? He'll never smoke and that's really important to me.

  This or that
 
1. Doughnut or Twinkie? Doughnut.
 2. The name Michael or Seth? I already have a cousin Michael, so I'd have to pick Seth.
 3. Bolding surveys or answer the question surveys? ..huh?
 4. Diet Coke or diet Pepsi? Diet cola? Is there a reason I'm trying to kill myself with soda?
 5. Fish or chicken? Chicken.
 6. Red or orange? Both are fine, but I'm more partial to orange.
 7. Pads or tampons? I use both.
 8. City or country? The country has cleaner air and less noise..
 9. Brother or sister? I always wanted a brother.
 10. Myspace or Facebook? Both are a horrible plague on humanity.

  Random/Other
 
2. What color is your bedroom? Red, black, gold.
 3. Do you know how to ride a bike? Yea.
 4. Do you use electric razors or disposable razors? Disposable.
 5. Do you like to play board games? Yes.
 6. What is your favorite school subject? I graduated 3 years ago.
 7. What is your favorite city? Charleston.
 8. Have you ever jumped off a bridge? No?
 9. Have you ever called your best friend a bitch? I call everyone a bitch.
 10. Where were you born? Appleton Medical Center.

Sun, 19 Oct 2008 04:39:48 GMT

Tomorrow's gonna be a long day, so I'll try to make it snappy.

- Minor one-sided fight at work today. Basically a co-worker told me to shut up because I was humming a song stuck in my head, so I didn't talk to her or pretty much anyone until I left work. This is the first time I've ever actually caught myself being passive agressive. I was too miffed to care, though.

- Pissed off at soup. I temped it at 171F. And then the fuse blew and the hot thing that holds the kettles died. So they temped at 126F. So we put it in the back-up kettle and it would only go to 134F. It needs to be 160F or higher or it can't be served. And one of my co-workers was like, "Are you sure you temped this right the first time?" And I'm like, "I temped it right after I took it off the hot cart. It was steaming and it was exactly 171F. And I will argue that exact number until I lose my voice, and then I will write it. The soup being cold in NOT -my- fault. It's no one's fault. The well is just busted. That's the way it is, and we just have to accept it and call the guys. Okay? Okay."

- Shopped a lot. Spent a lot of money. Yep. Went shopping with Amanda. Bought obnoxious clothes for the dog, a nun, Stacy, and some books. And hats. An East Germany Air Force member's hat from pre-1990, and a UK naval hat of sorts from god knows when. I like war hats. Mainly WWII officer's hats. And 3 old medical books. I collect those too.

- There was a hat I wanted SOOOOOOOOOO bad. But it was $245. It was a black metal police officer's helmet with a swaztika on either side. It was like.. the god of hats. With some dents. But the god of hats. Can you imagine how rare that is, especially here? God, I want that helmet. I couldn't wear it outside the house because I'd get shot at. But you can bet your momma's fat ass I'd wear it. I would polish my nazi helmet everyday. Gift it to me, and I swear I'll put out.

- I wore my air force hat to Media Xchange. I tucked all my hair up in it and just walked around like it wasn't even on. This may sound nutty, but for some reason - it felt really right. Like I was supposed to wear that kind of hat for some reason. I almost get in a different mindframe and I start hearing my thoughts in a German accent. It's actually pretty hilarious.

Anyway. Sleep.

Fri, 17 Oct 2008 23:07:40 GMT

Holy fucking shit, it's cold out there! I just walked to work. Then the grocery store. And then the video store. And then home. Halfway to the store, it started to hail. And continued to hail until I reached my front door. It's still hailing. And I look like a drenched cat. I brought no coat because when I left it was actually really nice. And I had my capris on. ..I'M AN ICE CUBE WITH HAIR AND MY NIPPLES ARE VISABLE FOR MILES.

Thu, 16 Oct 2008 21:55:39 GMT

Wooooo. I'm bored. Update, update, cha-cha-cha.

I just logged on to Gaia. I haven't been on there in god knows how long. I have a lot of stuff on there. And then they come out with more. And I feel the need to buy more. To have everything, and then take hours to organize the lot of it until I'm satisfied. I'm trying not to care about the new items, but you know I do. I'm a little what people call.. obsessive. Yeeeeea. They have aquariums there now. It's terrifying. Anyway.

Yesterday was pretty awesome. I went shopping with Carie and Claire. It was supposed to be me going christmas shopping, but.. I ended up buying a bunch of stuff for myself. Mission.. not looking so good. :D

I have Carie's present. I have for a while. I got it at Private Pleasures. She will worship me. I have other people to shop for. But I don't know what to get them. :/ I want to get Trev something nice, but the price to ship anything that far nearly kills me. And he never sends anything back. All I expect is a card or a letter, I'm not asking for the Nile. Oh well.

Wed, 15 Oct 2008 05:51:48 GMT

Work went great today, but today was still no good. One of the residents died. Mary Gerharz. I knew it would happen. Her trays always come back untouched, she hadn't been eating. Still. Normally I wouldn't be as phased as I was, but she was a family friend. My aunt and uncle's best friend, to be exact. And it was my duty as the first family member to know to break the news to them.

They weren't home when I got there. So I waited outside on the bench for 2 hours and 48 minutes. It was actually very cold, but I had music, so it wasn't that horrible. When they got home from seeing the doctor, I broke it to them. They were really sad about it, but glad that she wasn't suffering anymore. I understand their logic, but it's unfortunate. She was pretty young still.

Death is just a part of my job. I don't like when it gets so personal, though. It almost feels like a personal attack from fate. Which is a silly thought, but I'm a paranoid person. Everything is out to get me. Like that lamp. Or that chair. Or that specific blade of grass. Don't think, RUN.

On a lighter, but grosser, note. Laverne and I found something fucking nasty. At work, we have these bottles of juice with fiber added to them. Pre-packaged. We have nothing to do with the process. It was unopened when I brought it out this morning. She always gets a large glass of it at breakfast. She takes it with her and drinks it in her room. Do you see where this is going? There was something in that bottle. And it ended up in her drinking glass.

It was a big dead spider, bright orange from sitting in the juice so long. She almost drank the damn thing. She came back at lunch, "Look at this. I found it in my cup of juice. What the hell?" I didn't know what to do. She didn't know what to do. She knows I'd never put something in her cup, and she knows that the cups are kept upside down so nothing gets in them. It was in the unopened bottle of juice. I never saw it as I poured because it was so damn orange. "That's a big orange spider. And I don't know what the hell it's doing there."

We gave the glass to my boss. And he kept it. To show the company, I'm guessing. Laverne wants us to "sue the bastards". Which we might. I mean, giant orange spider - what the hell. "You can probably get a nice chunk of money for finding that. It's really gross." Laverne and I now have an inside joke. Is this a sign of success or failure? I can't tell.

I have to pee really bad. I think I should pee. What do you think?

Tue, 14 Oct 2008 03:06:59 GMT

By the way, I did finally get that eyelash this morning. I was ecstatic.

Tue, 14 Oct 2008 03:00:43 GMT

Today was kind of blah. We were working two people short today, and I ended up not knowing what the hell I was doing half the time. But it worked out. We got out 10 minutes late, but considering we were two people short it was pretty fucking sweet. I'd still rather have done my usual thing, which I haven't gotten to do for a while. How sad. Boo-hoo. They really ought to hire more people. We've been working short for how many weeks in a row? Good job, boss.

In other news, my new phone is broken. I can't call. I can't text. I can look at the screen. It's just a shiny blue clock now. They're mailing me a new one, but I don't see how it'll be much different. My sister has the same phone, in green. Her's is going to shit too. Hooray Sprint. I spurn thee.

I got a present. From Judy. To thank me for working her weekend. It's cute. <3

Anyway. Dad and I just watched Iron Man. It was good, but I'd probably like it more if I was more awake. I'm a little woozy because I didn't really eat much today. I used a lot more energy than I had. I'm not drunk, it just seems appropriate. See also: dizzy. See also: dead where I stand.

I washed my hair in the sink. Or rather my dad washed it for me. I'm not allowed to wash my hair outside of the shower. Because I end up spraying water everywhere. You will find water droplets on the living room television. Which is around 40ft away from the sink, and around a slight corner. And the world will be left to wonder how I managed to do that, because I honestly don't know. After all the important papers I soaked and appliances I came -this close- to shorting out - I am not allowed to use the sink for washing my hair. Yup. I'm a walking disaster. Clumsy as a drunk giraffe in a ceramic store. A DPD to the bitter end.

I am what killed the dinosaurs.

Mon, 13 Oct 2008 03:00:50 GMT

So, here I am again. It was a pretty normal day. Pull a double shift at work and then sleep for hours. Rinse, repeat. There were a few road bumps, but there always are when you work at a nursing home. No one lives forever and sickness is sudden and seconds away. The easiest place to find this fact in action is at a nursing home. Sorry about your brother, Ralph. Sorry about your life, Louis.

I was cranky and worn out today. Just like yesterday. Just like tomorrow. Don't you love cramps? Don't you love bleeding? It's great fun. Just like rubbing your face on a belt sander is. Fun. Fun. Fun.

There's an eyelash I can't reach. It's driving me insane. I've been trying for hours to pull it out. I just have to keep telling myself it will be easier to remove in the morning. It's hard to not think about it, but all I'm succeeding in doing right now is tearing up my eyelid. I keep running my fingers over it. I don't know if I'll be able to get to sleep as long as I know it's still there. *shudders* Eyelashes. Disgusting.

I'm tired. But I'm too paranoid to sleep. All this means is that I need two tylenol. How typical of me. My poor liver. By the time I can buy my own vodka, I won't have a liver to filter it. Drugs and alcohol. This is the face of America.

Goodnight.

Sun, 12 Oct 2008 03:50:30 GMT

Heh. I figured I may as well finally make a fucking post. Thing is, I'm too tired to say much. All I wanna do right now is lay by the furnace. So.. I think I'll go lay by the furnace.